Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Fix The D@mned Gate!!

Oct 30, 2007

Sometime between Wednesday and Saturday the gate to Quzqo's pasture came
half off its hinges, and it's swinging by the lower hinge...barely.
We're talking a full-sized stock fence panel, maybe 8 feet wide, VERY
heavy, and only with one hinge. If you're careful you can pick it up and
walk it backwards and set it back on the ground (or go through and bring
it back to the closed position and chain it to the post). Bob was off to
Minnesota all weekend (some big horse sale), so it's understandable why
it wasn't repaired. Nobody was around to help me lift it up back on its
pins or I would have given it a go.

Well, tonight I stopped at the barn after work to make sure the horse
wasn't limping (he wasn't), and the gate to the big pasture was shut,
locking those horses into the back field. The broken gate to Quzqo's
pasture was shut, and a boarder's Paso Fino was wandering around in the
holding area for both pastures. Don't know why he was locked in there,
maybe he's on a diet, I don't know.

UNfortunately the geldings in Coos' pasture know when it's getting near
dinnertime, and they ALL were hanging by the broken gate, Coos was
standing a little ways off to the side, but when he saw me coming he
maneuvered himself into the midst of all the big QHs and Paints and TBs
(well, one TB) to get closer. I managed to drag the gate open and got
in, and dragged it shut and proceeded to flail away at the stupid brown
horses trying to crowd in. I had a rope halter with me, which is
SUPER-SCARY & cleared a path for Quzqo to come forward through. I got
the horses shooed off, Coos came up, I dragged the gate open, hoping
he'd walk on through...of course he wouldn't, GRRRGH (NOW he decides to
be well-mannered), so I was about to drag the gate shut and go put the
halter on when this big dumbass retarded QH comes BARGING right past
Quzqo and nearly SMASHES into me, shoves backwards against
the post (all I could think of was: A) Breaking my leg again and B)
Electric fence wires by my face) and barges through the gate and into
the holding area! OH, did I say bad words and very loudly!!! I went back
into the pasture and flailed the halter around, cursing loudly, scaring
the shit out of the remaining horses who buggered off...Coos jumped away
but came right back up, like, "you're not talking to ME, right?? It's
those other horses you're telling to eff off??" I got the halter on
him, my hands were shaking and I was near to tears with fright because
that big brown bastard did seriously shake me up! He's a huge
chestnut with no manners, is all over you whenever you go into the
pasture...I did not appreciate that back when I was on crutches out there!

Got Coos out, got the gate shut & chained back up, the big QH was busy
sniffing the Paso's butt, and neither one acted like they were about to
kill each other, so I figured "screw it" & left them. As I said, it was
almost dinner time so somebody'd be out to bring them in. Got my horse
in & spent some quality time brushing him and just trying to calm myself
down. I don't mind being smashed by my own horse, but when it's some
OTHER horse...that's different.

Guess I'll just have to remember to carry a whip out there with me in
the future, get some respect into those idiots one way or another. Most
of the geldings are afraid of Quzqo AND me, there's three dominant
horses that don't take either of us seriously (two of them I've seen
chewing on Quzqo's face and neck...of course he stands there and takes
it, grrrgh).

I left a big, terse note on the blackboard for somebody to "please" fix
the gate. Considering I just paid my board, I'm in a particularly crabby
mood...I'm not paying $300/mo to have to wrestle gates and be trampled
by ill-mannered horses thank you very much!

Monday, October 29, 2007

Never Mind

Mon Oct 29, 2007

Quzqo is fine today! What a maroon! Okay, he DEFINITELY was limping
yesterday, but not today, so...whatever, lol! Thank goodness! He's too
young to be limping...until I think of my friend's Paint mare w/the torn
knee ligament at age 4...

In fact I even rode him this afternoon, just a short trail ride around
the property and into some woods. I had already taken Neezer the Corgi for a 3/4
mile "educational" walk, and I had to hike another 3/4 mile round trip
to catch the horse and bring him back in, so my ankle was calling me
names, so a short ride.

I'd forgotten to put on spurs, and I'd dropped my whip in the arena (and
wasn't about to dismount to pick it up again), and I had the bitless
bridle on, so I was pretty much a useless sack of taters for the horse
to totally ignore when he wanted to graze instead of move forward,
ARRGH! We did do some trotting, as I figured any lameness would show up
at the trot. Nothing, he did fine! We had a little disagreement (ha!) at
the property edge. I wanted him to walk away from the barn just a few
feet to make a point, he wanted NOTHING of the kind and proceeded to
BACK up the hill behind us! We made about 50 feet backwards before he
gave up and walked forwards and actually left the property for maybe 10
feet before I turned him around and we went back. At least he's good at
backing!

Pleasant enough ride through the woods, the fall colors are over &
laying on the ground, but it smelled nice and leafy and the sun was
shining, can't complain.

I think next time I'll dope myself up on Ibuprofen before heading out,
these 30 minute rides are annoying me! But at least the horse is fine!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

A Day Without Worry is Like a Day With Sunshine

Sun Oct 28, 2007

Quzqo hurt himself yesterday. GRRRGH! Went out to the barn
mid-afternoon, it was rainy, 45 degrees with gusty winds, all the
geldings were huddled together looking unhappy. Quzqo was standing oddly
with one hind leg sort of splayed outward, and when I got the halter on
him, he didn't want to move. But he did, and was moving VERY strange,
very slowly and hesitant.

Got him inside and on the level floor of the aisle I could plainly see
he was limping front AND back! It appears his left shoulder/elbow and
something with his right hind. WTF! There was no mud on him, so he
didn't fall down. I did find a small fresh bloody wound on his left
forearm, but it's just a scrape, and nothing on the hind end. *sigh*

So, put him in his stall with a flake of hay, & went home. Came back in
the evening, he did NOT want to leave his stall. Balked right in the
doorway, which is VERY odd for him. But I got him out again and walked
him to the tack room. Still walking odd and a limp especially on the
fore. No swelling, nothing hot, it's definitely his shoulder/upper arm
though. Great. Hopefully a good night's rest will help.

Yeah, I'm over-reacting, because his limp is about as severe is mine
(i.e. not very), but after dealing with Tezlu's infirmities for so many
years, I'm pretty hypersensitive about the least little thing! Wish I
had some Bute to give him, but Bob was out of town & didn't find any in
the barn's "medicine shelf".

Who knows what the hell happened, *sigh*. Just as that hematoma on his
throat heals up, something else has to happen. That horse isn't happy
unless he's bleeding or swollen somewhere!!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

A Momentous Occasion!

Wed Oct 24, 2007

Last night I was able to get up on Quzqo using the mounting block!! No
chair, no stacked-up chairs, just the regulation mounting block! Huzzah!
And it only hurt a little bit!!

Coos was an absolute slug, he must have had a busy day to get himself so
worn out (it was lovely yesterday...cool, sunny, breezy, probably lots
of excitement in the pasture). Little shit nipped me in the arm when I
was getting ready to return him to his stall, he got a smack in the
chest for his trouble. I had planned to "kill him" for 15 seconds like
John Lyons recommended, but that smack in the chest had him almost
bouncing off the ceiling in wild-eyed terror, so I left it at that, lol!
I don't mind being lipped, but I felt teeth, and that's where I draw the
line!

Bob told me there's a new boarder coming in in November, moving up from
Kentucky!! And she has a pair of horses, and asked him if he knew anyone
who drove! I guess she wants to train one of her horses to harness, and
of course he mentioned me, LOL! Yeah, well, I can help only if the horse
is Quzqo-good about it. I did ground-drive Coos yesterday before getting
on (harness reins run through stirrup irons), but that walking on the
uneven arena footing just about killed my ankle, so that didn't go on
for too long. Happily it didn't hurt while I was riding (only when I got
off and back on the ground again, lol!)

Quzqo is finally losing weight, I felt ribs at long last! Me too! Hope
the weather's half decent (i.e. not raining) this weekend, I need a
trail ride while there's still some color on the trees!)

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Cutthroat Competition in the Pasture

Tue Oct 9, 2007

Somebody bit Cusco's THROAT this past weekend, he's got toothmarks on
one side of his trachea and a golf-ball-sized hematoma right near the
top on the front. I wish they'd cut it the heck out! (er, the behavior,
not his throat!)

Sunday, October 7, 2007

A Grand Day Out


October 7, 2007

The weather here in Northern Michigan has been RIDICULOUS this weekend! It got up to 88 degrees yesterday, 87 degrees today! TOO hot to ride the horse...the last thing I wanted to do was put on long pants and boots and sit on a 102 degree furry animal!

Gee, it's a good and lucky thing I trained the horse to DRIVE, isn't it?? ;-)

Also lucky the weather was so warm that Quzqo was sort of draggy...poor thing is growing in his winter fur, I doubt he was thrilled with the temps. Luckily there was a good breeze blowing, it helped keep the stuffiness down.

The barn was desolate today due to the High School Equestrian Team Finals being held downstate...that took out most of the teenagers. There WAS a Pony Club meeting being held however, and their project was to do a "Barn Safety Treasure Hunt", so there were about a dozen kids running around the barn, checking the safety of the stalls, the feed room, the fences, the pastures, etc, etc. I chanced to hear them when they were checking out Quzqo's stall, and I guess he got extra safety points for having a salt block in there, LOL. Yaay me!

Inflated the tires of the cart back up to where they should be (I might invest in a set of tubeless tires this winter), brushed off the amazing amount of dust, cobwebs and manure (HOW manure got on my cart I'm VERY curious to know...it's only been 2 weeks since I used it!!) & wheeled it down the aisle, then got the horse. Harnessed him up w/o incident (that's a miracle right there!), got the cart hitched up & down the aisle we went to the outdoors. Thankfully the OTTB who had been stall-bound due to an injury has healed and was outside, so I was able to lead Quz right down to the door w/o worrying about upsetting "Memo" in his stall. A teen was grooming her horse in the aisle across the arena, and I heard scampering hooves on concrete, so I don't know if the mare spooked at the horrific sight of a horse and cart or not, I was too busy trying to make sure we made it out the door without catching the doorjam with a wheel!

Was able to get in without incident (that's also noteworthy, if you'd witnessed my previous attempts with Quzqo ready and rarin' to GOGOGOGOGO!), and awaaaay we went!!

Ended up heading down the county road to the same quiet residential side road we drove down on Labor Day weekend (I was feeling daring). Quz did very well, but traffic was VERY light...late Sunday afternoons are like that. Once we got to the side road, he decided he'd try to duck down every driveway that came by, the little turd! Every driveway on our right which was also the direction back to the barn! We had a few discussions on the matter, but it wasn't really resolved until we ran out of driveways, he gave a big sigh and resigned himself to walking forward.

I'd tied his tail up in a mud knot, hoping THAT would keep him from trapping the reins in his butt crack, but he was so pissed at having to be driven (and leave his precious barn) that he was switching that tail like an angry cat, and the knot soon came out...after half an hour he just had his lonnnnnng braided tail swishing around like a bullwhip! But I found if he'd swished it so that it landed by my feet in the cart, I could put my foot on the end, and that trapped it enough that it couldn't catch a rein, LOL! One of these days I'll figure something out...maybe just trim his tail right below the bone! The rate he grows hair, it'll be dragging in the dirt by spring!!

VERY peaceful and relaxing drive down the road. A few folks were sitting in their front yards, also relaxing and enjoying the weather, so I imagine they got a treat seeing a horse and cart go by. The trees are about 75% colored up around here, so that was gorgeous to see, along with enjoying the SHADE and the light breeze. SO nice, I wished I had someone with me so I could have handed them the reins and I could have taken a nap, lol! Clop clop clop clop clop clop.

Eventually the pavement gave way to dirt as we entered the State Forest, and once we got off the washboard portion, I got him into a trot, and he trotted SO nice!! Despite the previous tail-cranking, it's obvious Quzqo enjoys driving, and especially trotting and driving!! We just flew (in a relaxed, pleasant fashion) down that dirt road, with a canopy of autumn colors overhead, and a balmy 85 degree breeze wafting over us! It smelled like sweet fallen leaves and woods and the occasional horse fart. We met a few vehicles, but luckily the road is wide enough that they passed without incident.

Got to the intersection of dirt roads where I'd turned around last time, but since things were going so well...well, you know me...gotta push the envelope! We turned left and headed down the single-lane dirt road to the trail camp.

THIS was interesting, due to many blind corners and blind hills, and with the wind blowing, it was almost impossible to hear oncoming vehicles. THANKFULLY we only met TWO vehicles as we drove towards the trail camp, and THANKFULLY both times it occured near a wide spot in the road (they deliberately built these "pullover spots" every so often so if two cars are coming at each other, one can pull off to the side so the other can pass), and I was able to pull Quz over and wait. Of course the goober just HAD to spook both times, but thankfully it was in-place and I kept his feet moving forward as soon as possible so he wouldn't have time to think of more things to do.

Got a LOT of trotting done on this road...made poor Quz WORK his butt trotting UP those hills boy howdy yes! He was getting sweat spots under his breeching (as that's all I could see, lol)!

We were approaching an earthen dam when suddenly a mountain biker pops out of the bushes and turns down the road! Scared both the horse and I out of a years' growth! Thankfully Quz and I both spooked "in place", and a little whip-aided cajoling got him moving on.

We made it to the earthen dam by the campground...a spot that I've always had trouble with him under saddle. Silly me, thought it'd be different in harness. Nope, he spooked, balked, and basically acted silly, but not as silly as under saddle (thanks to the blinders I suppose) and luckily there were no fishermen or it wouldn't have been pretty! Got across the dam and into the campground...made it as far as the sign, then turned around, since it was a very narrow curvy road full of blind corners & judging from the vehicle traffic previously, I didn't want to meet anyone on THAT particular little road.

Met another mountain biker coming out of the campground, nice lady, said "hello" as she went by. Quz sort of gave her the hairy eyeball but didn't spook. He knew he was heading home, he was on a mission!!

We got to trotting again, UPhill (work it, fat boy, work it!)(He HAS lost weight since I started driving/riding him, FWIW...lots of space between his barrel & the shafts this time!), it was SO bloody FUN just zipping down that nice dirt road, the trees all around, nice and comfy temperatures...we're trotting along towards this blind corner, so I slowed him down...Just In Case...I had a "feeling"...we approach the corner...BAM, here comes this white mini van BLASTING around the corner (well, relatively "blasting", maybe 30 mph). Thank GOD the woman slowed down...it took her quite a few seconds while I was halting Quz and trying to get him to the side of the trail (which was a high dirt embankment, nowhere to go really)...I suspect it took that long for her brain to figure out just what she was seeing, which from her point of view might have been a riderless horse in the road.

Bless her heart, she pulled over to the side of the road, and allowed Quzqo and I to go past, and she apologized, which wasn't necessary, but nice all the same.

Bad thing was, Quz spooked so badly that he broke his overcheck rein! Snapped the leather piece that held it to the saddle! So there he was, with the overcheck rein flopping around by his head...he didn't care, and there wasn't anyplace for him to graze, and I knew he wasn't about to start bucking, so I didn't worry too much..wasn't about to get out of the cart and unbuckle it either.

Pleasant enough drive back to the barn, the horse did VERY well once we got out of the State Forest, even did some trotting along the county road! He was a sweaty little horsie when we got back to the barn, LOL! GOOD! He needs it!

He got a quick hose-off and then tucked in his stall for the evening with a nice bran mash and his hay. God, that was fun though. Next weekend the colors should be at their peak...we shall see!